ISLAMIC SOLUTION TO INDIAN POLITICS
As the Muslim population is substantial in India, the politicians of all colours, namely caste and religion, are all out to pamper them. Even the fiercest Hindu leaders become soft when the issue of Muslims come up. Because Muslims caste their votes in a single box where as Hindus vote their castes in different boxes. Hindus are lethargic and feel cozy in their numbers. Muslims play their cards carefully so that they remain focussed on their long term goal of increasing the numbers and then taking over the country without bloodshed through peaceful democratic means !
How interesting ! Hindus who know this Islamic long term threat are called radicals and branded as communal by the Muslims. LOL ! Who is communal really ?
There is no democracy in any Islamic country ! Muslim women even don't have voting rights there. Women have just one right in Islam. That is to obey the males. Or the male gets angry. Cool logic of muscle power. Jungle law. The strongest wins. What is wrong ? Nothing. Except that this is primitive system, not civilized where human rights and freedom are upheld. Not sex discrimination. This may be high funda stuff for the radical Muslims who manage their show of interests.
Mamata Banerji before coming to power in Waste Bengal, was vociferous against the Bangladeshi Muslim infiltrators. The Marxists were ruling that state then. But once in power, Mamata became soft with the illegal immigrants due to whatever reason. It is so easy to sleep peacefully that ruffling feathers and stroking unrest between Muslims and Hindus may be one reason.
There are Hindus who even support Bangladeshi immigrants. Because they at least work ! The local sons of soil waste time in the shades of trees smoking or playing cards or drinking liquor or eve teasing women and watching stupid people working in the sun around them ! LOL ! People work only if they are in a strange place. Not in their home state. This is an Indian reality.
Hindu radicals however smell the threat of the Muslim immigrants when they settle together somewhere in India, increase the numbers and then becoming law unto themselves. The usual problem of the Muslims. This is because Islam is based on male chauvinism and not divine equality of male and female. There only the male voice would be heard. And that precisely is the problem with Islam too. Female voices are stifled. What remains is arrogant scary threats from egoistic males in the name of God.
God has nothing to do with this male arrogance, by the way.
Modi alleged that Mamata sold her painting to Sarada Chit fund scamsters for Rs.1.80 crores to save them from public wrath. She defended that the money was spent for public good. So she sold the painting after all, the quality of school children's painting to a criminal on the run. Right ?
By the way the Defence Minister AK Antony's s wife Elizabeth is also in the news for selling her painting to Airports Authority of India for Rs. 28 crores only. Elizabeth reportedly clarified that the amount is less. But did not refute the sale. So selling paintings is a good source of making money by uncorrupted politicians.
May be Sonia can start painting too soon. LOL !
When Modi raised the issue of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants, Mamata was upset. Her sleep was affected. It was a cozy arrangement to ignore the issue and sleep tight thinking nothing would happen. The Bengali Communists also conveniently ignored this issue as they also were beneficiaries of the same Muslim vote bank politics in the name of revolution.
These comrades are funny. Only thing is that they do not really know that.
Mamata however managed to reply with royal balance. She said . "Bangladeshis are our neighboring country, Indian Bengalis have friendly relations with them. Modi is just mad by instigating division and suspicion among an otherwise happily living community".
But the damage was already done. Those against the illegal immigrants questioned Mamata's softness towards the illegal immigrants. She was angry. There was no way to please all which had been her way of politicking so far.
Mamata in fury is a great sight indeed. Animated, throwing hands in the air and shouting in a high pitched shrill voice ! OMG !
Mamata Banerjee is also known as the Royal Bengal Tigress. She called Modi a paper tiger and a criminal who 'needs to be tied with a rope around his waist' and taken to jail (what a beautiful imagination !). Later she called Modi a 'donkey' for instigating communal rift in Bengal by referring to the Bangladeshi Muslim illegal immigrants. She also compared Modi to a 'Hanuman' with a burning tail which will burn all India like Lanka.
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Meanwhile the Islamic scholars are watching, with unhidden interest, the Hindu politicians slugging it out in the open to woo the Muslim voters !
Some truly Islamic solutions to the situation are also thought by them. But not aired so far. Here are the Islamic solutions to the Modi Vs Everyone else issues.
1). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Mamata and reach an agreement on Bangladeshis ? (Kumari only means unmarried woman)
2). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Mayavati ? Both are lower castes. Great synergy too. The Hindus are really stupid because they don't eat beef. Yeah !
3). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Jayalalithaa and ensure a stable Government at Centre ? Jayalalithaa is a Brahmin and inter caste marriages can send a strong message against caste based politics. A great opportunity for the Hindus to get united ! How stupid of Modi to ignore this possibility ?
4). If Modi can marry Sonia ! Goosebumps ! Both can rule India for ever ! The Muslims and Christians would be happy with Sonia. Hindus would be happy with Modi ! Two birds at one shot.
But the truly Islamic solution came this way.
5). To solve all these problems. There is just one solution.
What is that ?
Let Modi convert to Islam !
Do not laugh. Just listen. A Muslim can marry four women at a time ! Do you get the point ? Would there be any more problems in India ?
As the Muslim population is substantial in India, the politicians of all colours, namely caste and religion, are all out to pamper them. Even the fiercest Hindu leaders become soft when the issue of Muslims come up. Because Muslims caste their votes in a single box where as Hindus vote their castes in different boxes. Hindus are lethargic and feel cozy in their numbers. Muslims play their cards carefully so that they remain focussed on their long term goal of increasing the numbers and then taking over the country without bloodshed through peaceful democratic means !
How interesting ! Hindus who know this Islamic long term threat are called radicals and branded as communal by the Muslims. LOL ! Who is communal really ?
There is no democracy in any Islamic country ! Muslim women even don't have voting rights there. Women have just one right in Islam. That is to obey the males. Or the male gets angry. Cool logic of muscle power. Jungle law. The strongest wins. What is wrong ? Nothing. Except that this is primitive system, not civilized where human rights and freedom are upheld. Not sex discrimination. This may be high funda stuff for the radical Muslims who manage their show of interests.
Mamata Banerji before coming to power in Waste Bengal, was vociferous against the Bangladeshi Muslim infiltrators. The Marxists were ruling that state then. But once in power, Mamata became soft with the illegal immigrants due to whatever reason. It is so easy to sleep peacefully that ruffling feathers and stroking unrest between Muslims and Hindus may be one reason.
There are Hindus who even support Bangladeshi immigrants. Because they at least work ! The local sons of soil waste time in the shades of trees smoking or playing cards or drinking liquor or eve teasing women and watching stupid people working in the sun around them ! LOL ! People work only if they are in a strange place. Not in their home state. This is an Indian reality.
Hindu radicals however smell the threat of the Muslim immigrants when they settle together somewhere in India, increase the numbers and then becoming law unto themselves. The usual problem of the Muslims. This is because Islam is based on male chauvinism and not divine equality of male and female. There only the male voice would be heard. And that precisely is the problem with Islam too. Female voices are stifled. What remains is arrogant scary threats from egoistic males in the name of God.
God has nothing to do with this male arrogance, by the way.
Modi alleged that Mamata sold her painting to Sarada Chit fund scamsters for Rs.1.80 crores to save them from public wrath. She defended that the money was spent for public good. So she sold the painting after all, the quality of school children's painting to a criminal on the run. Right ?
By the way the Defence Minister AK Antony's s wife Elizabeth is also in the news for selling her painting to Airports Authority of India for Rs. 28 crores only. Elizabeth reportedly clarified that the amount is less. But did not refute the sale. So selling paintings is a good source of making money by uncorrupted politicians.
May be Sonia can start painting too soon. LOL !
When Modi raised the issue of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants, Mamata was upset. Her sleep was affected. It was a cozy arrangement to ignore the issue and sleep tight thinking nothing would happen. The Bengali Communists also conveniently ignored this issue as they also were beneficiaries of the same Muslim vote bank politics in the name of revolution.
These comrades are funny. Only thing is that they do not really know that.
Mamata however managed to reply with royal balance. She said . "Bangladeshis are our neighboring country, Indian Bengalis have friendly relations with them. Modi is just mad by instigating division and suspicion among an otherwise happily living community".
But the damage was already done. Those against the illegal immigrants questioned Mamata's softness towards the illegal immigrants. She was angry. There was no way to please all which had been her way of politicking so far.
Mamata in fury is a great sight indeed. Animated, throwing hands in the air and shouting in a high pitched shrill voice ! OMG !
Mamata Banerjee is also known as the Royal Bengal Tigress. She called Modi a paper tiger and a criminal who 'needs to be tied with a rope around his waist' and taken to jail (what a beautiful imagination !). Later she called Modi a 'donkey' for instigating communal rift in Bengal by referring to the Bangladeshi Muslim illegal immigrants. She also compared Modi to a 'Hanuman' with a burning tail which will burn all India like Lanka.
******************************
Meanwhile the Islamic scholars are watching, with unhidden interest, the Hindu politicians slugging it out in the open to woo the Muslim voters !
Some truly Islamic solutions to the situation are also thought by them. But not aired so far. Here are the Islamic solutions to the Modi Vs Everyone else issues.
1). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Mamata and reach an agreement on Bangladeshis ? (Kumari only means unmarried woman)
2). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Mayavati ? Both are lower castes. Great synergy too. The Hindus are really stupid because they don't eat beef. Yeah !
3). Why cant Modi marry Kumari Jayalalithaa and ensure a stable Government at Centre ? Jayalalithaa is a Brahmin and inter caste marriages can send a strong message against caste based politics. A great opportunity for the Hindus to get united ! How stupid of Modi to ignore this possibility ?
4). If Modi can marry Sonia ! Goosebumps ! Both can rule India for ever ! The Muslims and Christians would be happy with Sonia. Hindus would be happy with Modi ! Two birds at one shot.
But the truly Islamic solution came this way.
5). To solve all these problems. There is just one solution.
What is that ?
Let Modi convert to Islam !
Do not laugh. Just listen. A Muslim can marry four women at a time ! Do you get the point ? Would there be any more problems in India ?
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